Wah Wah Wah Pity Party

Text I received recently after asking for the return of the house key:

"I am f'n independent thank u very much U want my s't out & the key bak then u tell me when good 4 u since evry1 thinks i have 2 conform 2 what the hell they want without even askn me how Im doin Wat job & hours I work etc I dnt have time I work ovr 60hrs a wk 4 my independence & cnt do evrything n a 24 hr day."

Please remember this is from the same human who did not want to take the key IN THE FIRST PLACE.

My daughter - the linguist

Shasta