Looking Forward to a "Monday"?

Ahh...Monday is but a mere weekend away. Monday may not be as enjoyable as I imagine it could be, but that day is coming. Not really revenge, but entertainment at least on many, many levels.

Hopefully more to blog next week.
Shasta

My Words of Wisdom

You're just amused.
You're not happy.
You're just fooling yourself.

This may be my only chance to blog today so here goes...


Actual Conversation between Jill and a phone customer:

Customer: Where are you located?
Jill: in Illinois
Customer: Oh, I have relatives that live there in Detroit. Oh wait, that’s in Michigan never mind.

Jill wonders about the mental capacity of this customer and the call continues …

Later…

Customer: Oh, by the way where are you at?
Jill answers again: In Illinois
Customer: Oh my mother had some relatives originally from there, but she’s dead now and I don’t want to talk about that anyway.

Conversations like that make me afraid to leave my house!

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Quotes from yesterday: "I get on my own nerves!"

Unchristianity...is that a word?

I can't believe the entire "unchristianity" of everything happening around here! Don't get me wrong. I sin. And I know I sin. But I never hurt anyone intentionally and I certainly do not gloat or float gleefully about the office after hurting someone.

I am physically ill anymore and I simply can't take it. My Doctor says that the reasons for my high high high cholesterol is threefold. 1. My Genetic factors. 2. My eating habits 3. My high stress level. When she asked me if I was stressed, my answer was "I constantly feel like choking someone. Does that count?"

The stress is invading MY time. MY TIME is from 5:00:01 pm to 8:00:00 the next AM. Those hours belong to God, me and my family. I don't want work stress invading those times, but it is getting harder and harder.

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Some laughable statements heard today:

Think of the Mayhem and pandemonium that will cause!

I’ve got a three syllable word for that…management!

More tomorrow or as time permits.
Shasta

What The??! The Beginning...Pure Me

Day One.

Said to me (and others) today:

1. "I am not a dictator! Lord knows I have proven that to you people time and time again!"

2. "That product really makes me go. It works really good."

3. "We are in for extreme entertainment."

Words to remember:

Clarification
Justification
Emancipation
and
Liberation

Don't for a minute think this is a political blog. It is me. Pure Me.

Shasta